Happy Autarch Day

In Berkeley the very white city council decided to change the name of Columbus Day to Indignant Peoples Day, a slap in the face to Western Civilization, to the Holy Catholic Faith, and to Italians and Spaniards everywhere. In the full implementation of the Keilholtz Dictatorship, the Berkeley Leftists will be severely punished, probably by having the Berkeley Municipal Nuclear Reactor placed on the site of the disgraceful so-called "People's Park."

However, the renaming of holidays is fine, so long as the new name is correct and virtuous. So, instead of celebrating the preposterous fools (with the exception of Washington, who had the holiday ripped from him so that it could be turned into an excuse for a SALE! DEALS! THREE DAYS ONLY!), who have proven that we really do have a government of and by the people (God, Spare Us!), We have declared by our decree, that the Third Monday of Ducebruary shall be named for one of the titles of our Great Leader, the Beloved Autarch.

So, from this point on, raise a glass in my direction, prepare for the Day of the Full Implementation of the Keilholtz Dictatorship, salute Victory, and, all together now:

Believe!
Obey!
Fight!