An Errant Headline

The headline to this story should read, "New Mosque Mars Eastern Germany". Bravo to the 200 patriots who stood up in protest to this monstrocity.

Wachet auf, Europa!

One Other Thing

To my Republican Readers:

I will be taking pre-orders for Impeach Obama! T-Shirts the day after the election. I will announce prices and selection as we approach that day.

To my future employers in the Democrat Party:

Never mind the above. It is only a jest. You know. Make a buck off those superstitious and hateful Republicans. Nothing at all. I still get State, right?

McCain has lost.

Dear Republican readers, it is time to throw in the towel. McCain blew it. Palin should go home to Alaska, and the last loyal campaign staffer should turn off the lights and try to ditch the hotel bill at the end of the night. Mrs. McCain should take her husband to bed.

Dear Democrat bigwigs: Please note that I never at any time endorsed John McCain against a Democrat candidate. The only reason I registered Republican was to stop that snake oil salesman Romney. I would do it again. The man is a creep, and I would be hard-pressed to think of someone I would support less than him. Now, as to what position would be appropriate for me: I was thinking of something cabinet level. State would be great. Let's face it: Obama doesn't know from shinola the first thing about how to handle the Iranians, and we know that he is going to lurch from the naive idealist to the hard-bitten cynic back and forth and will muck everything up (see Carter, Jimmy). I bring cold, German Realpolitik to the table. Trust no one. Discipline dissenters in the ranks of allies. Deal with enemies only in back rooms. Invade Canada on general principles. Obama, I am your man! If you put me in State, I will stop making fun of your ears and pointing out the similarities between you and Jack Kennedy.

Keilholtz for Secretary of State!

Believe!
Obey!
Fight!

Spiro!

Erik's Rants and Recipes is endorsing the Harding-Agnew ticket!

The all-dead ticket just happens to include my favorite linguist: the late great Spiro T. Agnew.

Thanks to Mark Sullivan for bringing this to my attention.