Who needs leeches?

If you need a quick bloodletting, go out and get a kitten. Yes, one of those cute, adorable little puffballs that attacks anything that moves, and thinks that a good way to get onto your lap (where there is an easy shot at your shiny glasses) is to climb your leg! And, if you loose balance, just dig in with those talons!

If it weren't cute, it'd be dinner.