The Short Hair Ethic Shall Triumph!

Yes! Do it already! There is nothing worse than these sports stars running around looking like a bunch of criminals. They should ban all of these degenerate styles (illustrated by the barbarian in the photo that goes with the story). The NBA, which used to be the model of decorum in sports, should follow suit. A good haircut (and laser removal of tatoos) should take the sneer out of even the most prideful seven-foot thug on the court.