February 4, 2008
Notes from the Sickbed, including Super Bowl reflections and Endorsements
First, What a game! I, of course, was happy with the outcome, but either way, that was some good football. Now, I have to admit that I took a rather fuzzy view on it, in several ways:
1. We just don't get very good television reception here.
2. I was unable to sit up straight, so I watched the game lying on a couch.
3. I fell asleep a few times, though not from the game, rather from being sick.
Second, I am feeling a little bit better, but not quite back to my normal self.
Third, this is my slate of endorsements:
Republican Party Candidate: John McCain. This is a clear choice. Our first duty in this election is to Stop the Mormon. Stopping him in the primary is the best way to do it. Sure, Limbugh and Coulter don't like McCain, but that is because he doesn't hate Mexicans and doesn't want to torture unnarmed prisoners. Call me crazy, but I am with McCain on those issues. Now, I am not going to be petty and suggest that what motivates Pseudo-con blowhards like the aforementioned is nothing more than party loyalty in the Judicial Appointment Wars. of a few years back. Surely they can't be that foolish...can they?
Democrat Party Candidate: I am torn. I like the idea of Hillary getting it, because it will tear the Democrat Party with a nearly unhealable rift. With Hillary as the Party leader, the bad blood with the despised Kennedy faction could be outright amusing, but to the same part of my reptillian brain that wants to see a dogfight. Whooo hoooo! Democrats eating each other alive in the name of Compassion.
California Propositions: No on all of the Indian gaming ones. The Indians have been reverting to paganism. It will do them no good to get more money. Their religion and whatever of their culture that cannot be separated from their false religions, should be wiped off the face of the earth, even if it means total forced assimilation and the consignment of their languages and customs to oblivion. Giving them money and power until they have done so does them no favor, but allows them to wallow in the pagan past. If people want to gamble, they should stick with bingo and chuck-a-luck at their parish festivals, or should make the trip to Atlantic City or Tahoe, if they really have to. Or stick with good old fashioned illegal betting on football, elections, and cigar-and-pizza-fueled poker nights. I have no problem with gambling. I don't get that excited by doing it, but if you want to, fine, just don't build any more casinos (unless you are talking about something like Monte Carlo, but you aren't), as they are a cultural blight.
And that is the way I see it.
Remember:
No Mormons!
Not Now! Not Ever!
Romney, Repent and Withdraw!
Also, if Romney wins the primary, we should call for a boycott on any Mormon-owned business, and should start a public list to identify them. Personally, I would not object to making Mormons wear identifying badges, say a White Pyramid or something, but Americans aren't quite ready for that just yet.