Snowboarding, Waterboarding, Recipes

Well, since I have written rants against snowboarding, and I post recipes, I, naturally, get google hits for "snowboarding recipes." The temptation is to talk about the various ways to prepare boogers, but I think that the typical snowboarder is a raw foods sort, in that regards.

Now, if you are looking for some apres-ski recipes, try my oxtail soup. Skiing, as you know, is a civilized activity, engaged in by civilized people, like Germans and Swiss and Italians and the better sort of Frenchman. Snowboarding is a half-savage grunt practiced by the sort of people who think that good music and good coffee come from Seattle.

You know, I really don't like Seattle, and I am not too keen on that old hippy Indian who was named after such a cruddy city.

Well, who knows? Perhaps Chief Seattle was an alright sort. What I object to is the fortune cookie/bumpersticker quotations:

Chief Seattle say Marxist notion of property actually make sense! How!

Or is he really supporting serfdom? Belonging to the land sounds like serfdom to me.

And serfing is sort of like snowboarding, which brings me to...

Is snowboarding worse than waterboarding? Does snowboarding make people confess or tell secrets as effectively? Do either of them work? Are either of them morally licit? If a person undergoing waterboarding thinks he is going to drown, does one undergoing snowboarding think he is freezing to death? Since there are perverts who go snowboarding for recreation, are there perverts who get waterboarded for fun? Do waterboarders listen to crappy music, too?

I have questions, dear readers, I have questions!