Hey!

How do I get my group listed as a hate group so California can move ahead on the hate map?

First, it probably needs to be a group, so come on, folks...join the Keilholtz Falange! Let's get on the map!

Look, I will even take out of staters, as second class members, perhaps (look SPLC! "second class members" Nevadans sit at the back! Oooooh!).

In a related front, I just heard that Abe Foxman has finally renounced (somewhat) his holocaust denial (as in Armenians, Turkish slaugther thereof). Just a couple of weeks ago he fired someone who went on the record saying that it was a genocide in Armenia. Media pressure changed his mind, but not enough that he is willing to back the Armenian Genocide Censure bill in Congress. That would piss off the Mohammedans, who are great friends of the Jews(!). Abe needs to check the filter in his hookah.

I am not the least bit an anti-semite. In fact, I cannot understand it. I understand most prejudices, really, especially the Irish-English ones, but hatred against the Jews? They are a good bunch, for the most part. But, like anyone else, they have their bad apples.

Abe Foxman, for instance. A sort of Jewish Bill Donahue, but more obnoxious, more out of central casting, and stupider (and that is tough). Right now the Italians have as our Primo Culo, the one and only (deo gratias) Nancy Pelosi (well, there are some Italian magistrates who vie for the Continental honors there). And I can't say that I would take a trade. I am glad that he is not Signor Fossimani. I am glad that he is not a Californian, too.