The Newspaper is Confused on Angelology

Today I read the following headline in the Vallejo Times Herald:

"A's offense comes to life, batters Angels' Colon"

I dunno about you, but I want the A's offense to be playing baseball, not performing metaphysically impossible violence on angelic beings.

Tee hee hee. I have to feel for Bartolo Colon. At least the only weirdness with Keilholtz was the spelling. The headline writers should be more mature...and yet...who could resist?

Anyway, we went to an A's game last week, against Texas, and it was a good game, played under clear blue skies and 80 degree weather. And the A's won, which is always a bonus.