Edict from the Duce

Obviously, under the Keilholtz Dictatorship, the World Health Organization will have to go. As in, all of its assets seized, its executives arrested, etc. They are the geniuses who have told the world that there is no safe level of second hand smoke. In other words, the merest whiff can kill you.

And speaking of killing you: with or without tobacco, the human mortality rate lingers around 100%, with most deaths being unpleasant, no matter if they can be easily or remotely or not at all related to tobacco.

So, when professional worriers and agents of the doctoring-pharmaceutical complex hold an international anti-smoking convention, you know that Satan is having a field day.

A couple of weeks ago I saw a government-sponsored poster making a big deal about the Homosex Pride event being smokefree. Sodomy is good and smoking is bad?!?

Es ist Genug!

By order of the Duce, the counteroffensive must begin. We hereby declare 2007 a special year of Anti-Neo-Puritan activity. And let us go on record as officially declaring that smoking (in moderation) is good.

For your specific marching orders, contact your cell leader.

Believe!
Obey!
Fight!