The Truth is...

I don't really like New York. Well, I do, but I don't at the same time. It is complex. New York is fun. New York gets some things very right. It would even be fun to live there, provided one had the means to enjoy what it has to offer. New York is also a very bad influence on the rest of American culture at just about every level. And New York gets some things very wrong.

In a way, New York is a lot like the Bay Area.

So...

You Are 64% NYC

You are probably a real New Yorker, though there's a good chance you really live on Long Island.