1. There is no real difference between the Irish and the English, except that one of those people has ears that stick out and the other noses, or something like that.

2. The Englisch are our wayward cousins, and are our responsibility to either clean up or to disperse.

3. They did not defeat us in either war. In the first war, we fought to a stalemate until outside agitators got involved and threw their weight in on the Allied side. In the second, the Soviets defeated us, and, as you say, rightly so. The Englisch, Frosch, Americans, Italians (gulp) et al, were merely distractions (and, arguably fatal ones at that - I include the Italians in that as well - by dragging Germany into Greece and Albania, crucial resources were drained that should have been focused on the English and Russians).

4. As to the Second World War, Hitler was evil, Stalin was evil, but the greater threat was Communism. Nazism is primarily a form of neo-paganism and, therefore, is caught up in its mythology of Gotterdamerung. It would have blown itself out at the death of Hitler. You don't think any of those fairies he surrounded himself with could have held it together (Goebbels? Himmler? Quatsch!)? So, I find myself more and more convinced that the wrong side won that war.

5. However, so long as there are a hundred German people who speak the German tongue, our nation will rise again to triumph. Remember, the last time it took the whole world to stop us, and we were ruled by a madman with his cuadrillo of precious fairies. If we were ruled by a Romanized Latin Catholic King, our victory would be assured, and the whole world would be better off for it.

6. All that being said, I do like the mics, especially when they are burning Union Jacks, so go right ahead, Danny Boy, burn the thing and raise a pint of Guinness. Just don't start in with that crappy Irish ballad stuff. Sheesh. Geobbels probably loved that crap.

By Germans? Hell, no. By Irish. They're the ones that have suffered a millennium of oppression and genocide at the hands of the British. The Germans merely got whooped twice in world wars, and richly deserved it the second time.