Baggy trousers...

I have always insisted that the police should simply round up anyone dressed like a gangster and lock them up. Baggy trousers, oversized hair, rap music, all of that stuff should be used as evidence of criminal intent. You see these kids and you know that they are either coming back from a crime or are on their way to a crime.

Oh, no, all of the liberals say! You can't judge a book by it's cover!

Bah humbug! I say.