Overheard at Chez Keilholtz (or Dr. S____________ would be proud)

Amalia: Why do I have to do chores?

Melanie: Because you want an allowance, don't you? If you get an allowance, you have to do chores for it. What do you think I am, the gov'ment?

Amalia: Who's the stinking gov'ment anyway?

Erik: Ah, she is becoming a Libertarian already. Dr. S____________ would be proud.