Hmmm....this might be a good new product line...

Someone came here looking for racial rants on tape.

I am sorry, but I don't have any, currently. I could make some. I have a little cassette recorder. If I am ranting about race, it is generally against the English or French, although if I am spending too much time around my own people, I have been known to rant against Germans and Italians, too.

I prefer to rant on other topics, but if the market is there, I can deliver. So, if you would like to order one, the cost is $50 for a sixty minute racial rant on tape plus shipping and handling (runs about $8), prepaid. Please specify if you want me to rant on the English, French, Germans or Italians. I can probably so a sampler, too.

However, from today's readings at Mass, I have to recognize that even the English can be saved.

Who woulda thunk?