When to say "no"...

The proper time to say "no" is after you have eaten one dessert. I don't care how good the proferred second dessert is. I don't care if it is a strawberry tiramisu made by your friend who is visiting from Italy. I don't care if the slice is "just a little one."

You must say "no."

Or, if you don't, fine with me, just don't expect me to be sympathetic when you complain of being over-stuffed. I know you are not sympathetic to me right now.