Conservative Credentials Officially Revoked!

McCain, Giuliani, and Romney (phhht! sppppt.) have all come out blustering away at Ann Coulter's comment, therefore showing that their conservatism is about a half inch deep at best.

Of course Mitt "Windsock" (or should we just call him "Kolob Boy") Romney of Massachussetts would fall into that (he is, after all, the ONLY candidate who I would probably vote for Hillary over. Hell, if he ran against Hitler himself, I would have to think about it).

I like "Kolob Boy". It is a good term for him. I have been calling the mayor of Oakland "The Cadaver" recently, and it might make a good tag team: Kolob Boy and The Cadaver. Mitt Romney and Ron Dellums. Hmmm.

Now, there is part of me that wishes that our Free Speech Hero (tee hee hee) was someone other than Ann Coulter, who I find tedious. But she will do in a pinch. After all, who is most likely to call a straight man "a faggot" anyway? Although I did coin the term "straight fag" for the long-haired, vegetarian, neo-tonal music loving, overly sensitive sorts who used their utter wimpiness to pick up the wrong sort of girls. I don't think Edwards is either a fag or a straight fag. A sleezeball trial lawyer, sure. A filthy Democrat, undoubtedly. He might be a straigt fag, but most trial lawyers I know are really macho sorts. They are into the whole knight in shining armor thing.

So, yes, it was the wrong sort of childish remark for Ann Coulter to make. She should have called him something else. Testa di cazzo, anyone?