December 4, 2006
Oops!
In my mad purge of spam, I accidentally deleted a comment from the Curt Jester (see sidebar), who points out that "I Really Do Hate Bumper Stickers" would make a fine bumper sticker. I agree.
Also, I want to point out that I have nothing against emblems on cars: University affiliations, NRA lifetime member sticker, Falange Yoke with Arrows, Knights of Columbus, etc. There is a problem with the Christian Fish, in that it is so frequently used by Protestants that it can be seen as ambiguous. How about surrounding it with a Rosary? OK. Then I can buy it.
I suppose that I ought to say, "let's reclaim it." Perhaps. But distinctions between us and them have to be made. Separate and unequal, I say.
Speaking of segregation, I have to go do some more segregating, keeping the whites and coloreds apart. Even worse, I am going to dunk the coloreds in cold water! Along the way I encounter a couple of whites that, upon closer examination, reveal that they aren't true whites: into the cold water with them, too.
"Look," they say, "we are as white as snow!"
"I only go by what the label says"
"How can you so callously label us?"
"Calm down, or I will put you in with the 'delicates.'"
"Stop! This is...."
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"Ethnic Cleansing!"
Har har har. Of course, due to the fact that I never check pockets enough, it is also money laundering.