Mr. Bush, No One Will Blame You...

If you have your White House Plumbers take care of these guys.

OK, some folks will, but they are already blaming you for everything anyway (and not unjustly on many counts). And, of course it will not erase the stain on your own record, but this sort of disloyalty cannot be allowed to stand. At least crush their reputations.

If my advisors in the Keilholtz Dictatorship pulled one like this, they would never see another day outside the salt mines.

And, seriously, he can't be reelected anyway? He really has no choice but to declare martial law. I would.