My Concession Speech

I am almost convinced that I only got one vote for Governor of California.

With that in mind, I am conceding to Governor Adolf von Kennedy, who has obviously won the election. It could have been worse. By a little.

My people want him? They've got him. Idjits.

It looks like Prop 85, which would require that minors get the same consent required for them to get an aspirin in order to get a surgical abortion, is also going down.

Fellow Californians, move to higher ground and watch out for fault-lines, because any disaster we get will be well deserved. But the infrastructure bonds are passing, so maybe a few more will weather it all. Unless you think that God will not be deterred by a few levees.

The only silver lining is that the tobacco tax seems to be going down as well.

Anyway, you've got four more years of that ape in Sacramento (and I won't even get into the 84% of fellow Alamedans who voted for Babs Lee. Ron Dellums must have that "ain't it sweet" look on his mug right now.

Bah.