Nerd Alert

Watch out. Someone found this site looking for: official kryptonite recipes.

My advice?

Put down the comics books. Comb your hair. Brush your teeth.

Very good.

Now, move slowly. This is going to be hard. I understand.

Open the bedroom door. The daylight will not hurt you.

Now, it is time to go outside. Just a walk. Nothing too scary. I promise you that if you encounter a girl, you can go back into your room, just this first time. Tomorrow I will expect you to at least get out a "hi." Then on Friday, you will be expected to actually make eye contact.

See, that wasn't hard, was it?

Now, let's say this together: Krypton is a fictional place. Superman isn't real.

I knew you could do it.