Newspeak! Or shood that be noospeek?

Oh, we need this like we need a hole in our heds. I do giggle at the preposterous spelling that our language has picked up, but what we need is to de-standardize spelling, and have fonetik spelling as one possibl opshun allong with elaborate ye olde type frootcake spelling as well as the increase in the various forms of "s."

Of course, by then I will be only speaking a sensible, truly phonetic, easy to spell language, like German or Italian.