March 23, 2006
Those Dominicans...
First, let me outline some of my many prejudices:
I tend to take a dim view of apologists.
I tend to take a dim view of Protestantism (and if you get confused and think that I am saying that this means that I don't like Protestants, can it. You are too poor a reader to be worth argument).
I tend to take a dim view of pussyfooting ecumenical dialog.
I take a very dim view of Canada.
I tend to take a dim view of states bordering Canada (with the exception of Minnesota, because their Canadians live in Thunder Bay, which is cool).
As a result, awhile back, as I mentioned earlier, I removed the link to Mark Shea, a former Protestant who looks kindly at his benighted former co-religionists, an apologist who brims with polite turns of phrase, a resident of Seattle, which is practically British Columbia, and an admirer of Scott Hahn.
Now, as soft-on-heretic apologists go, Mark Shea has always struck me as a pretty decent and thoughtful guy. I could probably sit down and drink a beer with him. I even read his site pretty regularly, because he knows how to keep the content interesting, varied, and a few of my favorite lunatics comment frequently, so if I am in the need to spear some anti-immigrant, free-marketeering, neo-con boob, the fishin's real good over there. And it is especially fun when Shea breaks with Limbaugh orthodoxy and gets the Wal*Mart and Velveeta set all worked up.
However, Mark Shea has halfway earned himself his spot on the links list with this entry. He pussyfoots a little bit in apologizing for being more like Torquemada and less like Leo Bascaglia, but you get a wonderful little question about Joseph Smith in there.
And it is good to see that it was contact with one of our Oakland Dominicans that caused this little manifestation of virility.
Good for the Dominicans and good for Mark Shea.
Posted by erik at March 23, 2006 9:58 AMDo you know how much Mainers despise Canadians? We hate the cheap whiny bastards. Canadians come to Maine to save money, and they can't believe it when they're charged sales tax. "But I'm Canadian!" Typical Saturday afternoon at a busy midcoast marine hardware store: a carload of Canadians arrives; they move through this wonderful store, awestruck at the wall of rope, the paint room, all that hardware for wooden boats; they exclaim to each other as they fill up shopping carts- '$219 dollars, that would be $650 in Moncton!". They move to the checkout to have the patient and helpful sales clerk, who has answered questions for two hours, cut lengths of rope and chain, and taken down and put back dozens of heavy marine objects, ring up all their fabulous purchases. The grand total is beyond their wildest cheap dreams! But wait- is that $15 in Sales Tax? "But we're Canadian!" So they leave the bargains, reluctantly, and go back to Canada. The only thing they love more than driving 250 miles for a bargain is driving 250 miles home without it.
Posted by: Vinal at March 28, 2006 11:57 AMCan a diet featuring shrimp scampi lead to orthodoxy?
EDITOR'S ANSWER: Only if it is accompanied by an open bar.
Posted by: Stephen Cordova at March 24, 2006 11:54 AM