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I have been thinking about Lenten resolutions, and, in the great spirit of coming up with penances for others, I have decided to impose on you, my dear readers, a return of FRIDAY AFTERNOON SERMONS on each of the Fridays of Lent! I know you miss those.

Attendance is, of course, mandatory. We will be taking roll, and we will ask the absent to come down to the station to have a little chat with the captain. Or the Colonel, if things go that far. Usually they don't. A chat with the captain, with or without the Good Doctor present, usually settles the mind and returns folks to normal life.

And please, remember to bring your ID cards. Nothing irritates me more than people who come to compulsory rallies without their ID cards.

Your assignment, in order to be in the ideal mindset, is to repeat twevle times a day "if you have done nothing wrong, you have nothing to be afraid of."

Remember, the Duce dislikes grumbling. Don't be a grumbler.

Believe!
Obey!
Fight!