A Meme from Thomas...

What are three of the dumbest things you've done in your life?
1) I plead the fifth
2) That's between me and my confessor
3) That's also between me and my confessor

At the current moment, who has the most influence in your life?
The little Mussolini who rides around in my head, barking orders and insulting my cooking. I'll get him one of these days! I don't take kindly to people riding around in my brain, especially if they are bald. However, he is the Duce, so I do what he says. Until I can get him. Hah!

If you were given a time machine that functioned, and you were allowed to only pick up to five people to dine with, who would you pick?

1. Aristotle
2. Dante
3. Jack Kerouac
4. Mussolini
5. Fellini

If you had three wishes that were not supernatural, what would they be?

1) A kitchen of my own design, with a fireplace for roasting hapless animals, a professional range, a giant freezer, etc.
2) A printing press
3) A huge studio with natural light, a large door, and good sound-proofing.

Name two things you regret your city not having, and two things people should avoid:
1) A decent cafe
2) A bullring

Avoid:
1) Hippies
2) Puritans

Name one thing that has changed your life.
... Espresso.