Why, oh why does this appeal to me?

You can take the boy out of the Central Valley, but you can't take the Central Valley out of the boy.

Why do I think that they had me in mind when they released this?

I really do think that this might top my Christmas list.

Pathetic. Really pathetic.

Yes, if you have been wondering, we have been listening to a lot of Buck Owens recently.

And, if you note the url above, you will understand my utter and complete joy that www.heehaw.com exists.

Ah, the old Kornfield!