Erik's Rant
 

August 11, 2005

Holy 419 (Part Three) or Not-So Great Expectations

This is getting better and better. The phone number, in case you are wondering, is for a noxious state agency that should not exist. They should have a lot of fun telling this 419 operator all about the hazards of smoking. As usual, my reply is in the extended entry section. Have fun:

Ernie,
what do you suggest you want the deal to be between the 3 of us,if you trust the other partner good,now you have to send me your details so i can start filing papers for the release of the funds,you have to send me the name of the other partner too with his phone contacts and yours too with residential addresses,occupation,so i can start filling up papers immediately i understand what you mean in your email so now lets lie low and do a neat job do you understand it and let it be between the three of us and the banks accountant who will sign too,so now furnish me contacts and address so we start filling up for release of these funds.

REGARDS
LISA

Lisa,

I am so glad to be in receipt of this your most recent email. Since we see eye to eye it is great that we are so much in agreement, and should be able to attain much good in these transaction. I have as my understanding to give you all of both my and mine's addresses, phone numbers and the like, which I am eager to do as to get this moving faster and faster.

Here is my information:

Ernie Keilmanns Holtzenpfeffer

Mailing Address: PO Box 28962
Oakland, CA 94604

Residential Address: 69 Schickelgruber Lane
Oakland, CA 94611

My job title is Campaign Manager
My work phone works best, which is 888.662.8887

My assistant has been instructed to send you this information independently.

I look forward to continuing our mutually productive and beneficial endeavors.

-Ernie

Posted by erik at August 11, 2005 2:03 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Schickelgruber? Did you just bust out a Schickelgruber on this 419er? Solid!

Posted by: Der Tommissar at August 17, 2005 2:17 PM

Scamming the scammers. I love it :) Now if you could pull a "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" on them and get them to give you $ instead. LOL.

Posted by: MrBig at August 15, 2005 12:25 AM

HeeHeeeee!
I like you! I really, really, really like you! See, I would have just sent her a cut and pasted attachment of a 300 page disertation on cold fusion, but you!! YOU!! You are the man! Who is the 88 number for anyway??

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 6:55 PM

High-larious Ernie. I love this stuff. If everyone did it the scammers wouldn't be able to scam because they'd have their hands full of scammers scamming them. I'm going to have to look through old emails and see if I can start up a similar (only different) conversation!

Posted by: at August 12, 2005 11:59 AM
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