Erik's Rant
 

February 8, 2005

Laissez les bons temps rouler

Happy Mardi Gras to you and Happy Birthday to me!

One last Cajun joke for the season:

Boudreaux and Marie, alas, succumbed to the spirit of the times and got a divorce.

After hearing all of Boudreaux's transgressions the judge was incensed. He said, "Boudreaux, after hearing all of your misdeeds that were directly responsible for this marriage falling apart, I am giving Marie $800 a month in support!"

To this Boudreaux replied, "that's mighty kind of you, your Honor, and once in a while I might send along something too."

So, if you have a Boudreaux and Marie joke you would like to share (but only today, tomorrow is time for sterner stuff), post it in the comments box!

Posted by erik at February 8, 2005 11:14 AM | TrackBack
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I'm going to pretend it's still yesterday so that I can include my jokes here. By the way, happy Mardi Gras and happy birthday!

Thibodeaux: Boudreaux, did you get the parrot I sent you for your birthday?
Boudreaux: Yes, it was good!
Thibodeaux: You ate the bird!
Boudreaux: Of Course I ate it.
Thibodeaux: That bird spoke five different languages!
Boudreaux: Then he should have said something.

How 'bout this one:

When Boudreaux got home yesterday, Clotile ran out to him saying, "The car got water in the carburetor!" "How you know that, you?" "Cause it's parked in the Bayou!"

And one last one:

Dare was da time Boudreaux was having trouble sleeping at night. Boudreaux wrote a letter to the Internal Revenue Service. He put, "Dear Internal Revenue Service, For da tax year 1993 I underpaid my federal income tax and ain't been able to sleep well since. Enclosed is a check for $200.00. Signed, Yours in Good Government, Boudreaux". And he put at the bottom, "Mais, P.S. If I don't sleep better tonight, I'm gonna send you da rest."

Posted by: Julie M. at February 9, 2005 3:18 PM

Wasn't Boudreau the player manager for the Indinans in the '40s and '50s? I don't know about Marie ....
SC

Posted by: at February 8, 2005 2:01 PM

Happy birthday!!! Wish I had a good joke but I'll just have to come back and see if anyone else came up with any.

Posted by: at February 8, 2005 12:29 PM
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