Erik's Rant
 

October 18, 2004

Elections and The Erik's Rants and Recipes Endorsements

First, let me say this about the elections:

Absentee voting is wrong. So is extending the voting to a two week period. Voting in National Elections should be an event, like the old Roman census, where you return to your hometown for a couple of days and vote, in person.

Frankly, most of you know what I really would like to see happen to National Elections: end them all. The framers of the Constitution got it right when they made the Federal Government a concern of the state governments, not the ordinary schlump (technical term).

But if we have to have every man, woman and dunderhead pulling levers, pushing buttons, scratching under his armpit and trying to figure out which one of those letter combinations spells "Kerryman", then let's at least have some ceremony about it. Jacket and tie requirements, natch. Hats must be worn to, but removed in, the polling place. The box of ballots must be picked up by an armed honor guard in shiny helmets. Then, all bars should have 2 for 1 specials. All night.

But instead, not only do we have to have women and 18 year olds voting (gasp! sputter! cough!), we get to prolong the misery for two weeks.

Therefore, my original plan to post my endorsements next week has been bumped up. I will do it sometime this week.

Please note that if you are not a Californian, I will not be giving endorsements of your local issues. In fact, I will only be tackling the Oakland local issues (maybe the San Francisco ones if I have time to do my homework).

Posted by erik at October 18, 2004 5:16 PM | TrackBack
Comments

There is no longer a draft, so why allow voting as early as 18?

Posted by: Mark R at October 22, 2004 11:50 AM

Having the voting age be 18 is a horrible idea. The minimum voting age should be at least 25. You shouldn't be able to vote in a Federal election until you can run for Congress. Ideally we would amend the Constitution and increase the age for holding each office by 10 years, thus keeping everyone under the age of 35 from voting.

I'm 23. I don’t have the experience needed to help properly run this country. And even if I did, they don’t give me enough votes to cancel out the votes of MTV’s viewing audience. I’d like to start a non-profit organization whose only task is to buy ads on MTV during election years. The message of the ads would be as follows: "Voting is unimportant and only losers do it. Stay home on Election Day. Do whatever it is you young people normally do to pass time. It will make you cool." I think such an add campaign would accomplish much good for the country and the world.

Nader wants to lower the voting age to 16. I can only assume that this is because he is incredibly dim. Or he is incredibly evil. Based on the rest of his platform, I am leaning towards the later.

Posted by: bremlar at October 21, 2004 8:53 PM

I agree that voting should have a solemn liturgy. smells and bells ho!

Posted by: alicia at October 19, 2004 7:18 PM
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