Your Children's Future Leader Speaks!

"I'm not the puppet. I'm the hand."

-HIH, Crown Princess Amalia

Yesterday I went to the fruit bowl for an apricot. The apricot had a couple of little holes in it. I cut it open, looking to see what had bored through the apricot. Nothing. The holes went in only a little bit. I looked at the fruit bowl. Each apricot had identical pairs of holes.

"Amalia, how did these holes get here?"

"The bull did it."

"Amalia. How did the bull do it?"

Hanging her head, "I'm sorry, Babbo."

Already my food is threatened by the herd of Imperial cattle. And to think that I gave her the bulls in the first place.