Which Cartoon Dog am I?

In Hell, one will have to constantly watch out in order to avoid stepping on chewing gum and dog poop. Naturally, to get the dog poop, Hell will be full of dogs. It will be a perfect place for them: they stink like Hell already, they are dangerous, dirty, and loud. Naturally I will have nothing to do with identifying with a pooch, cartoon or not.

I am curious about trying dog, though. If anyone has any experience with the culinary uses of this animal, I would love to hear them. I was thinking of poking around Korea town, but I doubt that I will get anywhere.

And don't worry, providing me with information on the culinary use of canines will not make you an accomplice to my stealing of the neighbor's wretched hounds. We are on good terms and the owner has been very good about the barking issue. She has spent a lot of time and money on obedience school, she gives them plenty of exercise, etc. So any experiments I do in this area will thoroughly respect the private property of my neighbors.

Ideally I would like to find a restaurant that serves it, perhaps unlisted on the menu, you have to ask for Mr. Kim, that sort of thing. I do not really want to have to slaughter and butcher the meat. I do not have the right space, and I would definitely have to do it when Amalia was away for a couple of days. She is being raised to understand the proper relationship between predators and predated, but it might be a bit too much for her to actually see a doggie become dinner. Although, who knows? I was a little worried when we ate rabbit, but she loved it and even said, when we were looking at the cute bunnies at the farm, "I eat rabbit." A futre 4-H girl if ever there was one!