Saturday Scruples! I have never

Saturday Scruples! I have never done these before, so....Now for something completely different!

1. You own a restaurant and serve fresh rolls with every meal. Often they're returned to the kitchen seemingly untouched. Do you serve them again?

Yes! Americans are too silly about wanting everything sterilized. By the way, just about any restaurateur will do the same. Don't be grossed out by it, though.

2. In a close fight for re-election, you learn that your rival recently had a nervous breakdown. Do you leak this to the media?

Leak it?!? How about publishing broadsides about it? "The safety of the polis cannot be entrusted to someone who does not have his wits about him! In fact, we will be investigating whether or not this candidate is perhaps a threat to his own and others' safety. Public safetly officials are already on the case. This has nothing to do with the upcoming elections, nor with my own personal feelings towards Mr. X, rather a deep concern for his own well-being."

3. You have a clear view of an attractive neighbor who does yoga in the nude. Do you ask this person to draw the curtains?

No, I call the police! No one should have to watch yoga in the nude.