Will not be doing the

Will not be doing the Friday Five today. Men should not talk about their hair that way. I get it cut three times a year, and am shooting for five this year. So far I have cut it once this year, so I am not doing so well. I do not like it long, and tend to yell at hippies, especially when they ride skateboards and are over the age of 20, but it takes too much time, because my barber is in Tecate, Mexico. I had to break down and go to my second choice barber this year, who is in San Francisco. I am hoping to get my hair cut in Mexico this summer. Then I will get my Christmas haircut in the City. Hmmm. That makes three again. Oh well. Maybe next year.