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Recipe 1
Rubber
Sugar solution
Artificial flavorings.

Place in your mouth and masticate. When done, stick icky mess under convenient furniture or on sidewalk. Turn yourself into the police for punishment.

Recipe 2 - All Natural Chewing Gum
Ingredients: Grass.

Chew grass until it is a paste. Swallow into first stomach. Regurgitate after preliminary digestion. Chew some more. Repeat three times. Poop good quality organic fertilizer!

Cheers!